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From: Discombobulated
Joined: 8 months ago
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Added: Apr 05, 2008
Category: Bizarre
Tags: texas   rat   snake   lizard   scared   pansy   falls   flips   out  
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  • Discombobulated posted 5 months ago
    Not scared of a snake but a lizard freaks him out - lmao +2 reply
    • jpasss posted 5 months ago
      the thing jumped for hes cock. any normal guy would freak out +5 reply
    • azzhole posted 5 months ago
      Don't like shit crawling on me either but shit dude don't be such a pussy +2 reply
    • cheeyadog posted 5 months ago
      maybe the guys family was murdered infront of him by a geko. +1 reply
  • Klamydia posted 5 months ago
    that's professionalism! you fall down off camera so nobody can see you cry +6 reply
  • curlyjoe posted 5 months ago
    Find what you want, plan a strategy to achieve that goal, then put that strategy into practice. We have much to learn from motivational gecko. +2 reply
    • Hyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
      Are you trying to sell us car insurance? You're not gonna start that, "It's so easy...." shit too are you? +1 reply
      • curlyjoe posted 5 months ago
        Pyramid selling actually. See, I have this plan where if you get just 10 friends to buy your vitamin supplements, only 2 sales per friend per month, you can become a "meta". If those 10 friends have 10 friends each selling for them at least 2 sales per month, your profits will go up exponentially and you just may, one day, with much hard work become a "guru" like me and drive a BMW. reply
        • Hyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
          I think this is called 'hustling'. Do you stand on street corners while you sell these so called 'vitamins'? lol +2 reply
          • curlyjoe posted 5 months ago
            I'm a guru, I don't stand on street corners any more. My crew do that work, I just drive my hummer, live in my penthouse and shag my fake-titted social climber. reply
            • Hyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
              LMAOOO! You are perfect H666 material....somebody needs to follow you around with a camera! reply
              • curlyjoe posted 5 months ago
                Not too closely. I have a few 'inadequacies' I'd rather the general public didn't know about. +2 reply
  • j18speed posted 5 months ago
    I hate it when you're walking along, being a tough, centered man, and you think you feel a bug crawling on your neck and you scream like a girl... +4 reply
    • Hyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
      I was riding down the road in my convertable one day and felt something on my neck. It was one of those Cicata bugs. (that spelled right?) Anyway, I started screaming like a little bitch and even ran a red light! The worst part was the hot chick that pulled up next to me at the next light laughing her damn ass off....bitch.... +5 reply
      • curlyjoe posted 5 months ago
        i would have crashed, no doubt. A spider walking across my windshield has me pulling across 3 lanes of traffic, jumping out of the car and refusing to get back in 'till that freakin arachnid is either squished or running away from my car at full speed. Oh I hate creepy crawlies. +1 reply
      • j18speed posted 5 months ago
        Something similar on my bike once. I was riding down the highway and was right next to this hot blonde in a convertible. She smiled at me, I smiled at her, then a bug hit me square in the center of my chest. I screamed 'OUCH!' like a bitch and she burst out laughing. +2 reply
        • massageplus posted 5 months ago
          I think that was your wife, handing you your clutch bag to go shopping? +2 reply
  • pain_whore posted 5 months ago
    Look before you leap, for snakes among sweet flowers do creep +1 reply
  • jimwhitey posted 5 months ago
    I had a beesting once while driving. Hurt like hell. Ran up on the curb a little. +2 reply
  • razorbackisback posted 5 months ago
    haaaahahahhahaha i want 1 +1 reply
    • cheeyadog posted 5 months ago
      a snake, a lizard, or a screaming tv personality... either one you choose, remember its a big responsibility... make sure to clean up its poo +2 reply
  • 13 posted 5 months ago
    I didn't laugh but I'm sure he Pissed himself... reply

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