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Guy Freaks Out
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From: Discombobulated Joined: 8 months ago Uploads: 39 |
Added: Apr 05, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: texas   rat   snake   lizard   scared   pansy   falls   flips   out   |
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Not scared of a snake but a lizard freaks him out - lmao +2 replyDiscombobulated posted 5 months ago
the thing jumped for hes cock. any normal guy would freak out +5 reply 
Don't like shit crawling on me either but shit dude don't be such a pussy +2 reply 
maybe the guys family was murdered infront of him by a geko. +1 reply
just wait til the Jackelope comes after him +6 replyLearnToSwim posted 5 months ago

He sounds like Roscoe P. Coltrane. +1 reply
Cold blooded critters stick together. +4 replymistressXXX posted 5 months ago
only if you freeze em that way +1 reply

that's professionalism! you fall down off camera so nobody can see you cry +6 reply

Find what you want, plan a strategy to achieve that goal, then put that strategy into practice. We have much to learn from motivational gecko. +2 reply
Are you trying to sell us car insurance? You're not gonna start that, "It's so easy...." shit too are you? +1 replyHyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
Pyramid selling actually. See, I have this plan where if you get just 10 friends to buy your vitamin supplements, only 2 sales per friend per month, you can become a "meta". If those 10 friends have 10 friends each selling for them at least 2 sales per month, your profits will go up exponentially and you just may, one day, with much hard work become a "guru" like me and drive a BMW. reply 
It's so easy... reply
I think this is called 'hustling'. Do you stand on street corners while you sell these so called 'vitamins'? lol +2 replyHyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
I'm a guru, I don't stand on street corners any more. My crew do that work, I just drive my hummer, live in my penthouse and shag my fake-titted social climber. reply
LMAOOO! You are perfect H666 material....somebody needs to follow you around with a camera! replyHyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
Not too closely. I have a few 'inadequacies' I'd rather the general public didn't know about. +2 reply

I hate it when you're walking along, being a tough, centered man, and you think you feel a bug crawling on your neck and you scream like a girl... +4 reply
I was riding down the road in my convertable one day and felt something on my neck. It was one of those Cicata bugs. (that spelled right?) Anyway, I started screaming like a little bitch and even ran a red light! The worst part was the hot chick that pulled up next to me at the next light laughing her damn ass off....bitch.... +5 replyHyde in plain sight posted 5 months ago
i would have crashed, no doubt. A spider walking across my windshield has me pulling across 3 lanes of traffic, jumping out of the car and refusing to get back in 'till that freakin arachnid is either squished or running away from my car at full speed. Oh I hate creepy crawlies. +1 reply 
I may be gay. +1 reply 
Something similar on my bike once. I was riding down the highway and was right next to this hot blonde in a convertible. She smiled at me, I smiled at her, then a bug hit me square in the center of my chest. I screamed 'OUCH!' like a bitch and she burst out laughing. +2 reply
I think that was your wife, handing you your clutch bag to go shopping? +2 replymassageplus posted 5 months ago
Must've forgot his apron at home, pussy! +1 replyzerocommazero posted 5 months ago

Looks like a squirrel trying to get his nuts +2 reply
PAPA!!? +1 replymassageplus posted 5 months ago
Look before you leap, for snakes among sweet flowers do creep +1 replypain_whore posted 5 months ago

I had a beesting once while driving. Hurt like hell. Ran up on the curb a little. +2 reply

in florida lizards jump everywhere +2 reply
on time at the camp..... replysmurfspunk posted 5 months ago
haaaahahahhahaha i want 1 +1 replyrazorbackisback posted 5 months ago
a snake, a lizard, or a screaming tv personality... either one you choose, remember its a big responsibility... make sure to clean up its poo +2 reply
Thats not Steve Irwin! +3 replysmurfspunk posted 5 months ago

I didn't laugh but I'm sure he Pissed himself... reply
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