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Just a warning of what can happen
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From: superman2050 Joined: 10 months ago Uploads: 23 |
Added: Apr 28, 2008 Category: Enlightening Tags: dont   jump   train   crossins   top   gear   jeremy   clarkson   |
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boys and girls please dont jump railway crossing. you would be dead before the car even moved +3 replysuperman2050 posted 4 months ago
or a crip like me. My wreck was on an old rail line that was being used by a train museum but they failed to cut the trees back at the crossing. by the time i could see down the tracks it was too late. the last things i remember was the train busting out of the trees and me saying, "Oh shit! Train!" then my new life began. +6 replyFreedom Fries posted 4 months ago
So the light at the end of the tunnel really was a train... +8 replychazzzzzzzzzz posted 4 months ago
lol yup... replyFreedom Fries posted 4 months ago
Bet you don't do THAT again. reply 
Should have been wearing a hi vis jacket. God some people just dont think before driving accross the rail ways. Not really, sad to hear that mate. reply

OH god! Someone save that snail! +8 reply 
I think the snail was rather turned on by the thrill of danger there..... left one hell of a snail trail! +3 reply

Dibs on the scrap metal. +3 reply 
ya the price of $crap metal is way up JIM Let's get it and get some beers man ! +5 reply 
Party on Wayne.... reply
I like BEER !!! +3 replyDdakota191 posted 4 months ago
Really we never would have known if you hadn't told us. reply
same goes for you :) replyDdakota191 posted 4 months ago
I think you should leave the tracks alone Jim...just the car ok, just the car? +1 replymassageplus posted 4 months ago

'' unless you want that to happen to you wear one of these'' lol cuz that coat will proctect against the train +4 reply 
Congratulations Gmike - that was the joke. +4 reply 
sarcasm is lost on you isnt it? reply

I'd shit myself so much that it would build a wall . It should cushon the blow a bit!!. +2 reply

Well It's like this when I was sitting in my farm house reading the news paper and for some reason I heard this big bang and a whole bunch of black rocks went flying through my window killing my cat +1 reply 
Incidentally, did you know that cats are not mentioned anywhere in the Bible? reply 
Your cat wasn't wearing a hi vis jacket. reply

But if I don't park my car on the tracks how else will I dispose of the bodies? +6 reply
I recommend pigs... +8 replywhackattack posted 4 months ago
They really didnt need to do this demo... I think just about everyone saw what happend to the Delorean In BACK TO THE FUTURE 3 +9 replyDdakota191 posted 4 months ago
mmm love british accents +1 replybrandywine posted 4 months ago
How do you do? replymassageplus posted 4 months ago
Yes...That's Mr. Jermy Clarckson, I Guess that is wrong Name, His name should have been one of the gods. reply

A little anticlimatic for me. +2 reply 
Word! In the movies there is always a fireball explosion and you can see the bad guys face when the train hits. This only had some goofball with 2 hats. +2 reply

Whoa, let me get this straight. If I park my car on railroad tracks, a train will come along and blam it to pieces? That explains why my car is never there when I get back! AWESOME! +4 reply

Thomas the Train is a serial killer!!!!! +4 reply

Another government funded project to increase the national debt. Any 5 yr old will tell you a train will smash a car. +9 reply 
thats tru but not if u wear a reflector coat +2 reply 
Nice one Ochill, Now Governmemnt, Fuck you all I wana know, How I can do Sex Properly. reply

So who's the poor bastard that has to clean up all those rocks? Hope he's got a coat +4 reply
if i would have been in that car....... dead. +2 replyTheyCallMeBALLS posted 4 months ago
dont you mean "Anyone" instead of "I" +2 replyDdakota191 posted 4 months ago
that train was all like..."chugga chugga chugga BLAM!" +2 reply13thstepper posted 4 months ago

They just caused a shit load of work, all the timbers will have to replaced the rails may have to be replaced. The surface of the track will have to be regraded. All that just for some idiot to wear his PPE. +2 reply
That little engine really could. +2 replyjoythief07 posted 4 months ago

That was only one train car too. . . imagine a loaded down coal train . . . . Fucking Awesome reply
For the love of god, somebody pleeeeeeeeeeease save that snail ... replyshykitten42 posted 4 months ago

I wouldn't be worried. They could buff that right out reply
damn where can i buy one of those coats??? replymentalillness5 posted 4 months ago

Unfortunately Jeremy Clarkson was not in the car reply 
As much as he just LOVES American Automobiles, im suprised he didnt didnt stick a Chevy there. reply

am I protected if I'm a pssenger & wear the safety jacket and hats? reply

British humor sucks. Two helmets are not funny; 3 however, that's comic genius! reply

scuse me scuse me. I'd like to know one thing. HOW HARD can it be to be hit by a fucking train? I mean come on its not like you can't see where its gonna go. Its on tracks.. just step away from the tracks. Not like the trains gonna jump out from behind a bush and be like... GOTCHA!! +1 reply 
Kinda like that austin powers movie where the guy gets run over by a steam roller. "Move get out of the way. AHHHHHHHH" reply

Man the music and those shots of the track/snail/sides of the train were FUCKING AMAZING! reply
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