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From: Queef Joined: 11 months ago Uploads: 83 |
Added: Apr 02, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: auto   mobile   car   crash   wreck   winter   wonderland   snow   ice   downhill   slip   slide   fender   bender   jack   asses   idiots   douches   |
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natural selection fails again +4 reply
I love bumper cars +13 replyfuckitdamn posted 3 months ago
I don't, I always get the one that doesn't move... +3 reply
That's ok you can ride on mine +1 replyfuckitdamn posted 3 months ago
That's why you watch the people who go before you and see which car performs best. Then threaten the little kids who beat you to it. +3 replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
Typical cop: "write them a ticket as fast as I can" That's it. Fund your donut outings with the boys. Don't worry about if anyone is injured or needs assistance. Just make sure the borough gets paid. +4 replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
struck a nerve on ya, eh? +1 replyPastafazool posted 3 months ago
Hate cops hate cops hate cops hate cops... +3 replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
I Hate ASSHOLE cops... I had an accident (which i posted pictures of) And the cop was the man.. He said my injuries were consequence enough and wrote me a small fine.. replyDdakota191 posted 3 months ago
ONE nice cop in all my life: I was driving my friends GTI VR6, complete with custom Thermal exhaust and resonator, and I got pulled over because it's illegal in PA to tamper with a vehicle's exhaust system. But Officer Brinks just wanted to talk cars and check out the whip =) replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
The only time I got out of a ticket was when I was in my Army uniform. 30mph over the limit and he let me go. reply
My girlfriend's dad is a juvenile corrections officer, so he just flashes his badge and he's off the hook. I'm about to change my career. replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
WOW I guess having boobs really does help cause I rarely get tickets.. when I get pulled over usually I get off with a warning.. or I get a ticket for someting stupid... doing 90 on the garden state in a 55 mph zone I got a ticket for having a disco ball hanging from my mirror LOL =D You guys prob don't even get off with the girl cops cause they are usually hardasses LOL replyHolliWould posted 3 months ago
That enrages me. replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
Thie not all bad. Just remember that. And if you knew me you'd have a crazy look on your face that I just said that. replyPastafazool posted 3 months ago
I have two friends at the academy right now. I've never been in serious trouble... just so much bullshit. Harmless, juvenile things that always got me grounded. Now my only experience with policemen is when I honk at them for running red lights and not using turn signals. replyjoythief07 posted 3 months ago
i fucking hate it when they run lights and never use turn signals. i hate it SO MUCH reply13thstepper posted 3 months ago
i mean COME ON! its not like speeding, that shit is a genuine safety hazard...wtf? no turn signals? i forgot that every cop i've ever seen has done that. reply13thstepper posted 3 months ago
"AJ Squared Away" It's about Administrative Justification. Insurance doesn't pay out without some kind of documentation. reply
Typical cop: "write them a ticket as fast as I can" umm...i hate cops as much as the next guy...probably more even. but even I have to admit that that was almost positively an accident report and not a ticket. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME DEFEND A PIG!! reply13thstepper posted 3 months ago
I like snow. I never would have thought it would be a problem replyPastafazool posted 3 months ago
We used to call those "Black Ice Derby" days in Juneau.... +2 replyCobra Dick posted 3 months ago
funny, but I am out of mean comments.... ...sleepy! Good n8 u all! +2 replysmurfspunk posted 3 months ago
That what happens when you start going 4 at a time. +3 reply
FLORIDA IS BETTER +5 replyUnidentified posted 3 months ago
Crocs not so good tho? replymassageplus posted 3 months ago
That reminds me. Got to go to the convenient store for a Slushy. +4 replyscorpionking posted 3 months ago
7-ELEVEN! replyUnidentified posted 3 months ago
i am so tired of winter +3 replypain_whore posted 3 months ago
I'll second that reply

This was a storm in Denver a few years ago. The hill is long and gradual. It took hours to get the sand trucks there. Because of traffic. THING NOT TO DO IN A SLIDE JUMP OUT OF CAR WHILE IT IS SLIDING. +1 reply 
yeah inside the safe bumper surrounded car with the airbags and all, or outside face down in the snow with the heavy sliding objects...... note it was only women and asians that jumped reply
yup this is a reason i love florida! replynookielookie posted 3 months ago
yes but tell the truth ... don't you get bored of the sun replypain_whore posted 3 months ago

This is why everybody hates frozen rain ...accept the insurance companies reply
Why the insurance companies? They are the ones who have to pay., replyDdakota191 posted 3 months ago

Very smooth music... as smooth as the ice. +1 reply

I was living in Denver during this storm. Went there to make sure I would avoid it during a storm. Red light at the bottom of the hill. Once you crested the hill you were committed. Even studded tires were no help. +1 reply

For Cars that was Fucking Cold. +1 reply

CAR BUKKAKE +2 reply
GREAT Tags Queef!! Some people should take notes from you!!!! :) +2 replyDdakota191 posted 3 months ago
it's a pet peeve to see 3 lame ass tags reply 
and then have someone jump on and go "repost!" because I couldn't find the OP with the shitty tags +2 reply
it is a repost though....fun stuff replyFreedom Fries posted 3 months ago
That one guy made me laugh as he tried the ole' human anchor trick. +2 replySasquatch7 posted 3 months ago
Yes, i suggest salt. +2 replymassageplus posted 3 months ago
next time it snows and dumbasses are doing this i'm setting up garden gnomes for them to crash into, maybe make some ramps see if any cars get some air replyanastasiajubilee posted 3 months ago
Wow... anyone want to come to Québec? It snowed that much yesterday. We had that much snow in MAY last year. +1 replyIrishTankard posted 3 months ago
I'm with you man. I'm in Alaska and there is still 4 feet on the ground. Those fucktards don't know how to drive, when your skidding on ice don't lock your brakes!! Start pulsing the peddle....duh! replywhackattack posted 3 months ago
No, no, no..If your gonna crash do it in style. Accelerate and then whack on the park brake... You do some sweet spins at speed and it's a lottery which bit of the car gets hit first. Also more likely to set off airbags. (I love the smell of gunpowder.) +1 replyWonky_Donkey posted 3 months ago
Anyone notice how no one decided to warn cars coming up ahead replyKalashnikov posted 3 months ago

I love the loser that jumps out of the car. Fucking sped! reply
EIN ZEIN ITS JAMACIAN BOB SLEDING TIME!! lol god i love that movie +1 replyTheyCallMeBALLS posted 3 months ago

only thing that comes to mind is funny and slip sliding away reply
no 1 of those tards try'd to drive out of it, and most of them had 4 wheel drive replysuperman2050 posted 3 months ago

This is Nova Scotia on a good day! reply

THOSE COPS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply 
Epic Fail on getting the street blocked off in any kind of reasonable time. reply
i was very disappointed when the firetruck didn't follow suit and smash the cars too. VERY disappointed :( reply13thstepper posted 3 months ago

Why the hell would you get out a moving car?!? Especially when they are all hitting one another? reply

haven't seen snow in 12 yrs, thank god reply
Must be what they do for fun in Ohio. replyBathoryComplex posted 3 months ago

What is wrong? Couldn't find the accelerator reply
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