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From: Queef
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Added: Apr 02, 2008
Category: Bizarre
Tags: auto   mobile   car   crash   wreck   winter   wonderland   snow   ice   downhill   slip   slide   fender   bender   jack   asses   idiots   douches  
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  • fuckitdamn posted 3 months ago
    I love bumper cars +13 reply
    • wh0re posted 3 months ago
      I don't, I always get the one that doesn't move... +3 reply
      • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
        That's why you watch the people who go before you and see which car performs best. Then threaten the little kids who beat you to it. +3 reply
  • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
    Typical cop: "write them a ticket as fast as I can" That's it. Fund your donut outings with the boys. Don't worry about if anyone is injured or needs assistance. Just make sure the borough gets paid. +4 reply
    • Pastafazool posted 3 months ago
      struck a nerve on ya, eh? +1 reply
      • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
        Hate cops hate cops hate cops hate cops... +3 reply
        • Ddakota191 posted 3 months ago
          I Hate ASSHOLE cops... I had an accident (which i posted pictures of) And the cop was the man.. He said my injuries were consequence enough and wrote me a small fine.. reply
          • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
            ONE nice cop in all my life: I was driving my friends GTI VR6, complete with custom Thermal exhaust and resonator, and I got pulled over because it's illegal in PA to tamper with a vehicle's exhaust system. But Officer Brinks just wanted to talk cars and check out the whip =) reply
            • BILDO posted 3 months ago
              The only time I got out of a ticket was when I was in my Army uniform. 30mph over the limit and he let me go. reply
              • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
                My girlfriend's dad is a juvenile corrections officer, so he just flashes his badge and he's off the hook. I'm about to change my career. reply
            • HolliWould posted 3 months ago
              WOW I guess having boobs really does help cause I rarely get tickets.. when I get pulled over usually I get off with a warning.. or I get a ticket for someting stupid... doing 90 on the garden state in a 55 mph zone I got a ticket for having a disco ball hanging from my mirror LOL =D You guys prob don't even get off with the girl cops cause they are usually hardasses LOL reply
    • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
      That enrages me. reply
      • Pastafazool posted 3 months ago
        Thie not all bad. Just remember that. And if you knew me you'd have a crazy look on your face that I just said that. reply
        • joythief07 posted 3 months ago
          I have two friends at the academy right now. I've never been in serious trouble... just so much bullshit. Harmless, juvenile things that always got me grounded. Now my only experience with policemen is when I honk at them for running red lights and not using turn signals. reply
          • 13thstepper posted 3 months ago
            i fucking hate it when they run lights and never use turn signals. i hate it SO MUCH reply
            • 13thstepper posted 3 months ago
              i mean COME ON! its not like speeding, that shit is a genuine safety hazard...wtf? no turn signals? i forgot that every cop i've ever seen has done that. reply
    • Jolly posted 3 months ago
      "AJ Squared Away" It's about Administrative Justification. Insurance doesn't pay out without some kind of documentation. reply
    • 13thstepper posted 3 months ago
      Typical cop: "write them a ticket as fast as I can" umm...i hate cops as much as the next guy...probably more even. but even I have to admit that that was almost positively an accident report and not a ticket. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME DEFEND A PIG!! reply
  • Cobra Dick posted 3 months ago
    We used to call those "Black Ice Derby" days in Juneau.... +2 reply
  • smurfspunk posted 3 months ago
    funny, but I am out of mean comments.... ...sleepy! Good n8 u all! +2 reply
    • wh0re posted 3 months ago
      That what happens when you start going 4 at a time. +3 reply
  • h2o troll posted 3 months ago
    This was a storm in Denver a few years ago. The hill is long and gradual. It took hours to get the sand trucks there. Because of traffic. THING NOT TO DO IN A SLIDE JUMP OUT OF CAR WHILE IT IS SLIDING. +1 reply
    • Redchili posted 3 months ago
      yeah inside the safe bumper surrounded car with the airbags and all, or outside face down in the snow with the heavy sliding objects...... note it was only women and asians that jumped reply
  • h2o troll posted 3 months ago
    I was living in Denver during this storm. Went there to make sure I would avoid it during a storm. Red light at the bottom of the hill. Once you crested the hill you were committed. Even studded tires were no help. +1 reply
  • 13 posted 3 months ago
    For Cars that was Fucking Cold. +1 reply
  • Ddakota191 posted 3 months ago
    GREAT Tags Queef!! Some people should take notes from you!!!! :) +2 reply
    • Queef posted 3 months ago
      it's a pet peeve to see 3 lame ass tags reply
      • Queef posted 3 months ago
        and then have someone jump on and go "repost!" because I couldn't find the OP with the shitty tags +2 reply
  • Sasquatch7 posted 3 months ago
    That one guy made me laugh as he tried the ole' human anchor trick. +2 reply
  • anastasiajubilee posted 3 months ago
    next time it snows and dumbasses are doing this i'm setting up garden gnomes for them to crash into, maybe make some ramps see if any cars get some air reply
  • IrishTankard posted 3 months ago
    Wow... anyone want to come to Québec? It snowed that much yesterday. We had that much snow in MAY last year. +1 reply
    • whackattack posted 3 months ago
      I'm with you man. I'm in Alaska and there is still 4 feet on the ground. Those fucktards don't know how to drive, when your skidding on ice don't lock your brakes!! Start pulsing the peddle....duh! reply
      • Wonky_Donkey posted 3 months ago
        No, no, no..If your gonna crash do it in style. Accelerate and then whack on the park brake... You do some sweet spins at speed and it's a lottery which bit of the car gets hit first. Also more likely to set off airbags. (I love the smell of gunpowder.) +1 reply
  • Domina posted 3 months ago
    I love the loser that jumps out of the car. Fucking sped! reply
  • pogomama posted 3 months ago
    only thing that comes to mind is funny and slip sliding away reply
  • superman2050 posted 3 months ago
    no 1 of those tards try'd to drive out of it, and most of them had 4 wheel drive reply
  • LikeTrade posted 3 months ago
    THOSE COPS FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply
    • R3dneck posted 3 months ago
      Epic Fail on getting the street blocked off in any kind of reasonable time. reply
  • 13thstepper posted 3 months ago
    i was very disappointed when the firetruck didn't follow suit and smash the cars too. VERY disappointed :( reply
  • lisamac posted 3 months ago
    Why the hell would you get out a moving car?!? Especially when they are all hitting one another? reply

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