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Would u cut off yr arms to save yr ass?
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From: twatsickle Joined: 1 year ago Uploads: 128 |
Added: Apr 03, 2008 Category: Commercials Tags: hot chick strap on ass buster |
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Don't worry speed, 8 inches is my max. +6 reply 
Hi, I'm Max. How u doin? +11 replyransidfuker posted 6 months agoHi max, I was referring to my strap on dildo collection. +3 reply 
Yikes... reply
- i would at least get the fkn cool pirate arms with the hook +25 replytwatsickle posted 6 months ago
You know why pirates always say "Arrrrrr"? Did you ever try to wipe your ass with a sharp steel hook? +13 replyCobra Dick posted 6 months ago
"Uhhh What? In my what?" +3 reply 
My mom doesn't let me watch pirate movies. They're usually rates ARRRR +2 replyjoythief07 posted 6 months ago
This would be definetely a HOOKup +2 replysmurfspunk posted 6 months ago
I'd put a spinning ,vibrating dildo on the end reply 
A pirate with a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch was at a bar, and the guy next to him plucked up his courage and asked him "how'd you get that wooden leg?" ""Yarr, tis a great tale, I was up in the rigging one day when a strong wind blew me over the side, and a giant crab came and broke off my leg before my men could throw me a line." "Cool, how'd you get your hook hand?" "Yarr, tis a great tale - that was when I was fighting that scurvy dog Captain Weatherby, and he got a lucky hit in and cut off my hand." "Ok... how'd you lose your eye?" "Yarr, tis a great tale, on o' the best. I was looking up at the sky, when a seagull flew by and shat square in my eye" "Now wait a second, I've been sailing myself, and seagull poop burns like a bastard, but it won't blind you" "Yarr, twas me first day with me hook hand." +5 reply
Fuckin great one twat just funny as hell +1 reply
YES! +2 reply - i new u said that eco, me 2 replytwatsickle posted 6 months ago
I would need my arms to strangle her afterwards. LOL +12 replyscorpionking posted 6 months ago
It would only hurt for a little while, lol, J/K +7 replyDdakota191 posted 6 months ago- Funny one. A guy would have to be willing to take that up the ass and that ain't me. replyscorpionking posted 6 months ago
Stay away from the pretty ones guys, they're a real pain in the ass. +7 reply - but they're so much fun....mmmmm except for this one +1 replyransidfuker posted 6 months ago
This is exactly why I drug my girls. +1 reply
Better to have no arms then to have a reamed out gay asshole! +11 reply - Couldnt have said it better myself +2 replyransidfuker posted 6 months ago
Was that a strap-on rocket? Holy shit, I wouldn't stick around for the fireworks either! +15 reply
It's just a flesh wound, gnaw it off pussy!!!! +3 reply
well i hope he dosent like masterbating +6 replyTheyCallMeBALLS posted 6 months ago
hes now learning how to be more flexible so he can fix the masturbation problem. Kinda ironic to cut his arms off not to be gay... +3 replySasquatch7 posted 6 months ago
she's armed and dangerous! +6 reply
- Now hoooooold on thar, Baba Looey! I'll do the handcuffing around here, and doooon't you forget e-it!" Quick Draw McGraw /Scorpionking +3 replyscorpionking posted 6 months ago
He would have to have some REALLY close friends to help him wipe his own ass now. +4 replyhymenhnter posted 6 months ago
I would cut off my arms and chew my fkn legs off and make for the door like a worm on crack .If she caught me i'd chew her fkn legs off too and head butt her to death!! +11 reply - Huzzah! The Black Knight has been reincarnated! +7 replyCobra Dick posted 6 months ago
'Tis but a scratch. I've had worse. Come on ya pansy. Its just a flesh wound. +6 replyDiscombobulated posted 6 months ago
hahahaha. love i actually just spit up half my drink. too funny +1 reply
- No shit, Any guy who puts himself in that position is fucked to begin with. +2 replyscorpionking posted 6 months ago
No restraints on the first date. +4 reply Not even handcuffs, spoil sport. +3 reply well... maybe velcro sport cuffs... +2 reply - Silk Ties are a nice option as well, lightly tied on the first few dates of course ;) +3 replyDiscombobulated posted 6 months ago
At least it didn't cost an arm AND a leg. +4 reply
Thats why you always get your nut first. +2 reply
well at least he wont go blind wanking anymore, right, im off to the opticians. +1 reply
unfortunatly im a gamer id have too think carefully about this before biting down hard and gritting my teeth and sad to say take it like a bitch +3 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 6 months agotoo true man, depending on where I was, I'd have to either take it, or scream my head off and kick at her when she got too close until someone rescued me. +1 reply
At least she wasn't a tranny - that's some consolation. +7 reply - That's what I expected when she pulled her panties off. +3 replyjoythief07 posted 6 months ago
She had me going until..................... +4 reply
Wasn't that the rocket they use to put the space shuttle up with? +2 reply
It was going good, until she whipped out that weapon of mass destruction! +2 reply 
that's of ass destruction... +2 reply
nope..i need my arms to kill the bitch after wards...well i will need them to stop my asshole from bleeding too. +3 reply
she really wanted to rip him a new asshole +2 replyanastasiajubilee posted 6 months ago
Ya damn skippy I would chew of my left nut to get out of that! +4 reply 
Plus for "damn skippy" and "chew off my left nut" in the same sentence...thats just a quality combination right there! replywhackattack posted 6 months ago
- How did he cut his arms that fast???? +3 replysmurfspunk posted 6 months ago
Don't Drink Too much You Basterd, How you gona Get a Taxi? +4 reply
Maybe it was an april fools joke gone arye! GOTCHA!!!!!! +1 reply
First off i wouldent be tied down like that unless i could break free when i pleased, but fuck yes arms arnt that important. +2 reply 
agreed, i don't want to be shitting pancakes the rest of my life +1 replyRAckatear420 posted 6 months ago
How do you cut anything when you are tied to the wall?Yank them out of the sockets and chew. +1 reply
impossible! clay aiken is gay, he'd love that shit +1 reply
Learn jui jitsu, that way when the bitch does that, you smile and let her get close enough to throw a fucking leg lock around her throat and choke her out. +1 replycobaltmonkey posted 6 months ago
I practice Brazilian Jui Jitsu, that bitch is not getting far with me arms or not. reply
- I can definitely say that I would cut your arms off to save your ass, if you asked me to. replyamerickanwoman posted 6 months ago
Ah hell she was just using it as a scare tactic, he shoulda just turned it around and told her to give it your best shot, it's hard to stick something that big in a moving target....hell I woulda rolled the dice. Armless chicken shit. lmao reply
- funny as all shit replySirCumsAlot posted 6 months ago
oo lets see him go boom! :3 replyDebDebbieDeb posted 4 months ago
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